This is for all you girls 30 years and over...
And for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving
into their 30's AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!... This was
a monologue by Andy Rooney from the CBS show, 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney said: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of
all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, What
are you thinking? She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30
doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She
does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more
interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in whom
she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of
30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women
over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the
opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve
it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with
it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend
because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't
care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows
her friends won't betray her. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman
over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are
forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you
are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons Unfortunately, it's
not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+,
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with
some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all
those men who say, Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.
Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a
little sausage...